I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Randomize
