That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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