why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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