guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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