Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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