I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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