I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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