i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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