AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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