My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
