Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
