why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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