Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
she peed on how many people?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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