im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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