You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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