Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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