im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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