My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You're my little dorito
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Randomize
