Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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