Dual....:-)
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
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