Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize