Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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