we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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