I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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