dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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