i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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