? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Welp...herpes.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
So much Jack, so little girl.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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