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(213): View more from California

whats up tonight?

(408): View more from California

Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind

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(219): View more from Indiana

shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.

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(636): View more from Missouri

I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand

(816): View more from Missouri

team rage. no explanation necessary

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow

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(519): View more from Ontario

I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down

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(504): View more from Louisiana

New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart

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