I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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