Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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