I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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