Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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