Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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