Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Hippo gnu deer
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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