how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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