butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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