I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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