we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Randomize
