So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
