id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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