Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
