I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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