remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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