R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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