So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I need to calm my uterus...
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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