i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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