its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Damn victory sex feels great
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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