So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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