Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Randomize
