spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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