sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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