This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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