I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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