haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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