Whats the glycemic index on semen?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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