playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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